June 2010
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December 2009
1 post
HEY WHO WANTS TO BE A PART OF THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR...
You’re gonna have to have AIM. If you don’t, get it now. Make sure your screen name is on your buddy list. If it’s not, add it. Click on your screen name as it appears on your buddy list, and then press alt+c. A new window will open, giving you the option to make a new chat. What you do next is change the chat name to “tumblr” (it will probably be something like...
October 2009
3 posts
“Today, I went to one of those haunted house tours where people in costumes jump...”
“I am wearing boxers that read “nice ass”. My mum bought them for me....”
September 2009
19 posts
“Today in english class, I cried over a MLIW post. And no, they weren’t...”
“Today, every time my mom would tell me to clean, I’d interrupt her by...”
“Today, before roaming the streets of my town, I made sure there was an equal...”
“Today, I prank called the abortion clinic....
“Today, I put glue all over my hands just so that I could peel it off when it...”
“Today, I evesdropped on my guinea pigs enjoying a light political debate about...”
“Today, my family agreed to move to Sudan to avoid property taxes. I’m...”
“Today, I was caught masturbating by my grandmother, Ethel. She winked at me and...”
“Today, I graduated from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts at the...”
“Today, I took 2 huge poops even though the toilet was clogged. They sat in the...”
“Today, I was really bored in math class so I decided to doodle what I imagined...”
“Today, I completely forgot about my poem assignment due for English. Just for...”
“Today, I put all of my fish from my tank in the bath tub just for kicks. After...”
“Today, I drew a detailed mustache under my nose with a permanent marker....”
“Today, I watched a soccer game between two English teams on Aljazeera TV while...”
“Today, some kids dared me to climb on top of this abandoned house, and I did. I...”
“Today, some friends from school came over to do a video skit on Anne Frank. We...”
“Today, I had an epiphany. My mother is 8 months pregnant, so when her water...”
“Today, I faked my suicide on stickam and 40 people spazzed. I ended it by...”
August 2009
113 posts
“Today, I irl stalked the girl I like by applying a fake tan, and mowing her...”
“Today, I dropped my soap in the shower. I was scared to bend down and pick it up...”
“Today, I went to a butcher shop asking for vegan hamburgers. They kicked me out....”
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“Today, I put on my shark fin and kitten ears, and then I sat down on my computer...”
“Today, I watched eight straight hours of Roseanne. MLIW”
“Today, my mom told me that I was so irresponsible that I could kill a pet rock....”
“Today, I sucked a cat nipple for five minutes because I liked the funny noise...”
“Today, my drunk cousin snuck into my bedroom and started giving me a blowjob,...”
“Today, me and my friend really needed to pee in a public park. The building was...”
“Today, I thought I would spend all day communicating through interpretive dance....”
“Today, I met what seemed to be my soul mate in a chat room. Too bad she is 12...”
“During the winter, I accidentally stuck my tongue to a metal pole. After ripping...”
“Today, I tried to hand myself with a glitter boa. The boa snapped and it started...”
“Today, I had to pee really bad but I didn’t feel like getting up so I peed...”
“Today, I threw a party to celebrate the fact that I was throwing a party. The...”
“Today, I licked the cream off of an oreo, replaced it with my sperm, and fed it...”
“Today, I asked my friend who had a bigger cock - Mickey mouse or Donald duck....”
“Today, I watched American Pie and understood why my brother was laughing when I...”
“Today, my cell phone died. Instead of charging it, I put on a black suit and...”
“Today, I shaved all my pubic hair off and made a wig for my African Ken doll, he...”
“Today, I covered my hair in strawberry jam because I wanted to see what I would...”
“Today, I’m staying at my step-dad’s house and I really hate him so I...”
“Today, I was looking in the mirror and I made faces, I thought I would make me...”