My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

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the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

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Today, I was looking in the mirror and I made faces, I thought I would make me look sexy. Then I started to moan loudly. I woke grandma up and she told me the more I touched it, the more likely it would fall off. I was turned on. MLIW

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