My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, I’m staying at my step-dad’s house and I really hate him so I caught a bunch of fish from his creek and put them in his hot tub. He plans on going for a dip in about ten minutes… MLIW

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