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Today, I watched my little sister and her best friend hold a funeral for a dead fish they caught in our creek. They wore black gymnastic outfits because they were the only black “clothes” they could find. They also sang the lyric “amazing grace, how sweet the sound” over and over again before they burried the fish. MLIW

Today, I watched my little sister and her best friend hold a funeral for a dead fish they caught in our creek. They wore black gymnastic outfits because they were the only black “clothes” they could find. They also sang the lyric “amazing grace, how sweet the sound” over and over again before they burried the fish. MLIW

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