My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, I asked my friend who had a bigger cock - Mickey mouse or Donald duck. They told me I was disgusting, I figured it’s Mickey which is why he has pants. They keep telling me to stfu. MLIW

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