My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, I licked the cream off of an oreo, replaced it with my sperm, and fed it to my girlfriend while she was blindfolded. I’m single now. MLIW

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