My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, I had to pee really bad but I didn’t feel like getting up so I peed in my empty gatorade bottle. Hours later, I was thirsty and accidentally took a gulp from the same gatorade bottle. Once I realized what it was, I didn’t stop drinking. It actually tasted pretty good. MLIW

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