My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

During the winter, I accidentally stuck my tongue to a metal pole. After ripping my bloody tongue off of it, I voluntarily did it again on the other side of my tongue so my tongue would feel more “even.” MLIW

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