My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, me and my friend really needed to pee in a public park. The building was closed. And it was dark, so we decided peeing on some benches would do, because it’s so hard for girls to go in the bushes. MLIW

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