My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, my drunk cousin snuck into my bedroom and started giving me a blowjob, thinking I was asleep and that I was her boyfriend. I was awake the whole time but I let her do her thing. Now we’re not talking. MLIW

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