"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"
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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD. (not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)
submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less
enjoy!
Today, I sucked a cat nipple for five minutes because I liked the funny noise she made when I did it. MLIW
