My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"

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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, I put on my shark fin and kitten ears, and then I sat down on my computer and logged on to tumblr. I smiled and felt as if I was bringing peace to the internet… even though nobody could see me. MLIW

Posted August 27, 2009 at 12:52am in shark cat || home

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