My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"

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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, I faked my suicide on stickam and 40 people spazzed. I ended it by holding up a sticky note that said JK on it, after keeping these people in suspense for a half an hour. I’m going to hell. MLIW

Posted September 3, 2009 at 2:40pm || home

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