My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, I had an epiphany. My mother is 8 months pregnant, so when her water breaks, I will collect it in a plastic bottle, mix it with some tap water, and sell it at the local health food store. After a few months, Vitamin Water and Tom cruise will buy me out for $136,000,000 and rebrand it as Glaceau Placenta Water ©. I hope it works. MLIW

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