My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"

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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, some friends from school came over to do a video skit on Anne Frank. We dressed up in clothes from the 1940s and headed to the attic to begin filming. That’s when we saw a dead jewish corpse in the corner. MLIW

Posted September 7, 2009 at 12:31pm || home

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