Today, some kids dared me to climb on top of this abandoned house, and I did. I got myself comfy on the roof and then noticed them running off away from me with the ladder we were using. The house was too high to jump off of so I was there for hours until I eventually fell asleep. I woke up to the sounds of a thunderstorm, hours after I had fallen asleep. When the thunderstorm cleared, a hobo stepped out of the abandoned house wearing nothing but a really long t-shirt with Bill Nye the science guy’s face on it. He looked up and shouted, “WHO’S UP THERE?! I’VE BEEN HEARING STOMPIN’ FEET.” He eventually helped me down and offered me some of his whiskey. I took up his offer and ran home. It was some pretty good whiskey. MLIW
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