My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

Today, some kids dared me to climb on top of this abandoned house, and I did. I got myself comfy on the roof and then noticed them running off away from me with the ladder we were using. The house was too high to jump off of so I was there for hours until I eventually fell asleep. I woke up to the sounds of a thunderstorm, hours after I had fallen asleep. When the thunderstorm cleared, a hobo stepped out of the abandoned house wearing nothing but a really long t-shirt with Bill Nye the science guy’s face on it. He looked up and shouted, “WHO’S UP THERE?! I’VE BEEN HEARING STOMPIN’ FEET.” He eventually helped me down and offered me some of his whiskey. I took up his offer and ran home. It was some pretty good whiskey. MLIW

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