My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, I put all of my fish from my tank in the bath tub just for kicks. After seeing them swim around in there, I got a really strong urge to join them. I hopped in and without thinking, I turned the jets on. It didn’t end well. MLIW

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