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"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, before roaming the streets of my town, I made sure there was an equal amount of both blue and red in my clothes, because I forgot if the gangs around here are bloods or crips. Better safe than sorry. MLIW

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