My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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Today, every time my mom would tell me to clean, I’d interrupt her by saying “I’LL LET YOU FINISH, BUT I THINK BEYONCE HAS ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS…-” It distracted her enough to make her stop asking me to clean. MLIW

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