My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

I’m taking classes online this year. My life sucks is weird.

I’m taking classes online this year. My life sucks is weird.

Notes:

  1. vorpalsamovar reblogged this from madwhit
  2. madwhit reblogged this from piratesandindians and added:
    Mr. M Dixon, your example shows me that you’re perhaps in the wrong profession.
  3. piratesandindians reblogged this from mylifeisweird and added:
    This makes me cry for America. ;-;
  4. mylifeisweird posted this