My life is weird.

"Today, I wanted revenge on my ex boyfriend. So I spray painted his goat bright pink. MLIW"



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this site is for really strange things that happen in your life to make your life considered just plain old WEIRD.
(not average, fucked, or hopeful - if that's the case, see mylifeisaverage, fmylife, or givesmehope)

submit your weird story to mylifeisweird@gmail.com
all stories should start with "Today," and end in "MLIW"
we will post any story that makes us LOL
the best part is that half of these are probably fake, but we couldn't care less

enjoy!

You’re gonna have to have AIM. If you don’t, get it now. Make sure your screen name is on your buddy list. If it’s not, add it. Click on your screen name as it appears on your buddy list, and then press alt+c. A new window will open, giving you the option to make a new chat. What you do next is change the chat name to “tumblr” (it will probably be something like chat38291389128 originally) and then hit “go” (or “invite” or whatever) …THEN YOU SHOULD BE IN.

Reblog this so it’s famous. ~*~

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